Hier unsere Sammlung von SMS-Sprüchen zu Übungsblatt 04. Allen Einsendern ein herzliches Dankeschön für's Mitmachen!

Die deutschen Sprüche...

Darf ich dich auf etwas aufmerksam machen? - Was? - Mich.

...und die internationale Variante!

Can I borrow a quarter ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams. (or) I want to call your mom and thank her.
Is your dad a thief?? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? (Be ready with a snappy response in case they say "Yes.")
Your so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Would you be my love buffet?? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
You must be tired. ["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.
My name's xxxx. That's so you know what to scream.
My name's xxxx, but you can call me "Lover."
Nice shoes. Wanna f***??
Can I flirt with you??
Your dad must've been a Baker, 'cause you got a nice set of buns.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me??
F*** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you know what would look good on you? ...Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
How 'bout you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
[Tap your thigh.] You just think this is my leg.
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I hope you know CPR 'cause you take my breath away.
What dou you say we go for a pizza and then a f***? Or don't you like pizza?
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.